What should our trivia night team be named?
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so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
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