shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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