anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
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Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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