your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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