So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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