Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
i now understand why vodka
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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