hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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