Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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