R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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