is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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