great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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