So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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