Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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