Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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