Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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