Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
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We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
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