I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You were trust falling into bushes
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