I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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