i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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