DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
home. puking in laundry basket.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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