well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.