At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
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