So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen