yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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