I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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