I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
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My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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