D3 body, D1 cock
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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