what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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