24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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