I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I think your dad took our porno
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Randomize
