I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
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If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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