what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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