I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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