Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
We had sex on a dog bed..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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