I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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