ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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