seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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