I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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