Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
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You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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