SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
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The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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