I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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