..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize
