I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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