So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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