at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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