New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
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When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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