I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
