I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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