I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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