It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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