Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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