I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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