Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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