i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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