Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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