Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
well you can't waste a boner
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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